MRP is a wow addon popular on roleplaying servers; it allows one to add a text description of their character. This specific one belongs to some guild leader, and made me leave the guild two days after I joined, when I realized what that kind of MRP says about the psychology of the person running things. I'm changing some details to keep the dignity.
| Taamra is a human female, taller than average; she seems in her mid thirties. Her hair is a cascade of shimmering golden waves, sporting rare gray threads in the flowing, combed, sunrise ocean. Two stands crown a noble forehead, bearing the marks of maturity and concern. Three wrinkles are almost invisible on it, indicating wisdom and tenderness. Matching the hair in colour are the eyebrows, two perfect arcs dominating, in neat contrast, her glacial cerulean eyes, resembling, in their icy gray-ceruleaness shade, an endless wasteland of frozen infinity; an infinity that mirrors the quiet and calmness perceived through the irises, a severe and inscrutable curtain of anything crossing her mind. Her complexion is perfect, untouched skin encircling her lips, the softness of which seems hardened by environment and weather; the undesired design of a scar makes its appearance over her right cheek blah blah blah... |
Really, commander?
Really? As Neville put it, the only thing missing is a solid gold statue of this chiquita in the middle of Stormwind to complete the glorious description. How much self-worship can people put into their own character? Have you no shame, or sense of when to stop? Even if your character belongs in the one percent of the population which is stunningly aesthetic, both wise, strong and caring, is it really necessary to describe their eyebrows? "An endless wasteland of frozen infinity"? Really? Really?
This requires a poem, and to counter the cascade of tedious words of worshipfulness, I'll make it a haiku.
A wasteland of frost
your cock just poked my eye out
now I will gquit.
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