August 31, 2011

She sounds like cuddles

This is not, strictly speaking, a wow-poem. Attached is the convo that ignited it, and I'm revising it a bit to make it more Wowetry and less Sillytry, and oh, I'll stop now.


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Your char just died? Your back goes ouch? You don't know what to say?
Use Kally's gig, arms in the air: just flail and squeal like YAY.
There's many cynicals around, and glum's the fashion, ey?
But Kally's path is better, hear? You flail and squeal like YAY!

The raid blew up? Your new tank sucks? You facepalmed all the way?
Just Kally-ho around it all, just flail and squeal, like YAY!
Some people think that angst is cool. That's fine with me, okay.
But Kally sounds like cuddles, and she flails and squeals, like, YAY!

So if I'm down, my face afrown, and comfort's all away
I log in, say hi, hear her glee, and then my heart goes – Yay. 

August 29, 2011

The Snow Between The Trenches

Martin and Allen, two marines, are drinking themselves stupid and sharing stories. Allen asks for a happy memory, and is surprised when Martin states "Northrend"; then he tells her this one, and she both laughs and cries, and promises to compose it into a poem.


I later found out that Martin's player based this on a real WWI story, which breaks my heart even more; I hope this poem, minuscule and silly though it may be, will serve as my tribute to those soldiers.
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The Snow Between The Trenches

In Northrend, Snowland, Winter Veil,
The night-storm calmed at last
And soldiers pray with faces pale
To ghosts of winter past.

The east – Alliance, blue and gold
Their ditch now filled with dead
At west – The horde, their voices hoarse
With battlecries unheard.

What is this one night we now share
With weapons in our clenches?
It's not mulled wine that colours red
The snow between the trenches.

An orc then stands with arms in air
His white flag tattered, stained
He walks towards Alliance's lair
Across the snowy plain.

A blue-gold envoy marches up
His weapons tight abrace
The orc kneels, smiling, stands and throws
A snowball at his face.

What is this one night we now share
With weapons in our clenches?
The red-green leaves are dead beneath
The snow between the trenches.

And so the night was bathed with joy
Of weapons laid aground
And hardy soldiers on both ends
Tossed snow balls all around.

At dawn, their faces pink with frost
Their grim-smiles speak goodbye
They trudge into their trenches lost,
To fight and then to die.

And morning's battle boils the field
With death's vile stenches
As dull-eyed heads roll, painting red
The snow between the trenches.